Dys

dys is my best friend. hes so funny and cool,m i saw a picture of him and he has cool sunglasses, he makes me laugh and were best friends. tahnks dys. one time dys and i goit in a fight about meth or something but that was gay so wwere not gonna remember it.

Early Life and Career
Dys was born in 1945, and his favorite ice cream is rocky road. Dys grew up on a farm in the inner cities of Russia and was a pioneer in playing DOTA while chainsmoking, legend has it that one time he won a pub game as Nature's Prophet with his dick in his hand the entire match. By 1993, Dys had founded a (now defunct) video game studio that only developed one game, called Hroney........ Hroney....... was basically 3D Custom Girl Pro but it was impossible to create a character over the age of 13.

Current Life
Right now Dys is talking to lilly about metal gear solid. i havent been paying attention abvout what because im writing this but im sure its great. haha ok i just did some shtiposting, im fucking hilarious. anyway dys and i are best friedns, we lkaugh and hang outk, he loves me and were good freindsa.f

Spouse
dys is in love with Kudo. i cannot spell her full name but we call her kud, shes a tiny anime girl from little busters i think, he loves her very much, he bought kud with a pumpkin, it was cute